Definitions by Scmtb831

Daddy gramps 

When you are officially older than dirt, but look damn good (not really) riding a scooter around to get to your next gaming session covered in all sorts of geckos.

Chris is really embracing the daddy gramps lifestyle with his new tramp stamp and scooter. He's so old when he Jack's off he shoots powder

Daddy gramps by Scmtb831 April 7, 2024

Ish

to be used in situations that make so little sense it actually makes sense to not make sense

The procedures here totally make sense ish

Ish by Scmtb831 May 11, 2022

Gecko Jigging

When one sticks all of his/her geckos to there shirtless body, wearing them like a shirt and dancing around doing the Irish jig going "whose the handsome gecko"

When Chris has a hard day at work, he goes home to relive stress by going home and gecko jigging.

Gecko Jigging by Scmtb831 July 22, 2021

Lorax 

A mythical creature that is older than the first tree known to man and speaks for the trees. He is considered to be strange, standoffish, angry grumpy and hairy.

He speaks for the trees and is hairy. Must be the lorax

Lorax by Scmtb831 February 27, 2020

Teggy 

A mythical Pokémon that supervises Integra enthusiasts that work on there car but never finish

Teggy is really cracking the whip on Chris

Teggy by Scmtb831 January 26, 2020

Sex Cricket 

A sex Cricket, one who hops from dick to dick while chirping loudly

Chris is such a sex cricket

Sex Cricket by Scmtb831 January 25, 2020