Goselandism

1. having both pious and gangster qualities simultaneously. 2. The act of charging excessively for gestures of kindness.

The judge held that Goselandism is not a crime, though many criminals exhibit this behaviour.

by staskanooshkanish April 3, 2009

gouse

An imbecile or one of lesser intelligence.

You are a gouse.

You son of a gouse.

He goused that up.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 20, 2012

gouse

gouse is a valid scrabble word

"google is telling me "Is gouse a word? GOUSE is not a valid scrabble word.""
-Anweenie

by JubilantLiar August 9, 2021

pulling a gosselin

When you're fed up with yo bitch and not going to take it no mo.

She ate my last poptart, cussed me out in wal-mart, would only suck me off on my birthday, and neutered my dog, so I'm pulling a gosselin on her ass.

by AUOtto July 24, 2009

gouse

another term (less vulgar) for cunt

i like to growl your gouse; i would like to pound her gouse til she quiefs; my gouse is itchy;

by Alanna June 17, 2006

gosselin

A pretty girl, doesn't take crap from anyone, who doesn't give herself enough credit most of the time, as she's pretty damn amazing. Can be found in the breakfast isle next to the Captain Crunch in the grocery store.

Gosselins are my favorite kinda girls.
You better go find yourself a gosselin before they run out.

by randomguy924 October 16, 2008

Gosselin

The best last name you could ever have.

Shanna Gosselin and Shelby Gosselin are awesome. Did you see their last name? It's the BOMB!

by SHANNA GOSSELIN December 17, 2008