A made up word by someone who doesn’t know the word “gopher”. The origin comes from a gay Swedish man named Timmy that claims he’s “the best Golf Clash player in the world”.
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Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.
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A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.
North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
Get the gopher genocide mug.When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails
by BarryHalls April 4, 2011
Get the Back Door Gopher mug.When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
by KWB March 14, 2005
Get the gopher peeking mug.1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines
2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents
2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents
"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"
"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."
"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."
"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."
"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."
by just_warming_up September 2, 2009
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