Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gorf

A marijuana bowl with a green little frog on it

"Hey look at the new bowl i got, his name is Gorf"

by tripper08 October 6, 2019

Gorf

Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.

"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."

by CannibalGuppy December 26, 2008

gorf

A comical blanket substitute for the word fuck, similar to boink. Derived from the classic Atari video game of the same name.

The hotel room was crowded, pot smoke was everywhere, and under the hot sheets there was ample opportunity to gorf the ears off the girl next to you without ever even knowing her name.

by The 2-Belo October 13, 2004

Gorfing

The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.

Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.

by ooklah July 17, 2009

gorf

to receive really good head, deepthroat

She gorfed my entire unit. I really need some gorf.

by Skurvey December 28, 2005

Gorf

The act of sucking dick

The fuckin' bitch gorfed me like a true champ, taking in every god dam inch and swallowing my load.

by Double D Rukus June 20, 2003