goonked

When a person is extremely high or drunk, to the point where basic human tasks are almost impossible to accomplish.

Dan: Charles cmere! I can't get this power strip to work. I plugged it in and everything.
Charles: My nigga what? You can't plug the cord into the extension! You must be goonked fam!

by BabyGrizzly September 15, 2015

Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.

Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.

by Rader November 9, 2006

goonery

Random criminal acts or acts of stupidity commited by otherwise productive members of society for the sole purpose of looking cool, or hoping to relate to a studio gangstas or real gangsta who happen to rap.

Ex.1

"Those damn kids were around here committing all manner of goonery."

Ex. 2

"real talk my nigga!! that goonery shit ain't whuts happnin'!!!"

-tru blu

by Mr. Reality Music April 9, 2008

goonerhead

1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.

You're not supposed to eat the seeds of watermellon, you goonerhead!

by PJeigh September 12, 2005

gooner

A Fan of the peoples champions. The winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together. They don't need the money or the Russian mafia to bring success, they just ooze it.

The gooners have won the league yet again.

by Spurs Fan January 25, 2005

Goonered

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.

"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".

by Goonered this morning March 18, 2004

Goonter

Any persons unattractive sibling is called a “goonter”

Check it out, she has a goonter.

by DownyShart June 28, 2019