Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

Gonchingbockler

The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.

Person "Oh look a Gonchingbockler!"

Gonchingbockler "shut up, you're horrid"
___________

Person "Leave me alone toby"

Gonchingbockler "no"

by Vooble Jet October 15, 2009

Gootching

A word used to describe what happens when you pool together about $200 cash, buy a car, scrape the VIN numbers off and drink a bunch of coors light, then go and rally some logging roads. Includes but is not limited to taking the car off dirt bike jumps, and lighting it on fire. The vehicle is then referred to as a "gootch". Allowed modifications include attaching an ether spray bottle to the intake for getting that extra power.

"Snoop and I took the gootch to go pick the girls up and head to the party, but we drank all the (insert shitty beer here) and ended up gootching instead".

by swenceslaoe June 4, 2019

Gootching

Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.

Bro.. you’re never gonna pick up any chicks in that piece of crap, let’s go gootching instead!

by Lukeray October 23, 2020