the soaring gonzalez is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you reach underneath and grab her by the breasts and pick her up. she then wraps her legs around you and puts her arms out like she is flying while you walk around the house nailing her. btw, she needs to be a smaller woman!
steve did the soaring gonzalez on this chick. i walked in and she was moaning with her arms flailing while he carried her around thrusting!
by roger willis gonzalez May 14, 2011
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by MALOIKY August 05, 2022
A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.
by calculator4ever December 03, 2022
When you ejaculated into someone's nose after they give you a blow job. Then you push their nose into your ass and fart.
by Lynn Bell February 20, 2007
<< Oops! Looks like you misspelled Speedy Gonzales. >>
"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006
I was walking down the street and this lil basterd runs past me and punch's my wife in the boob. What a chodey gonzalez.
by cock life world wide January 24, 2010