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A person who thinks they’re really good at something but they’re just average
Goatmex is bigging himself up again.

He’s pretty rubbish at that game. Typical goatmex behaviour.
goatmex by Flaymex March 15, 2019
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goatse.ru 

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.
goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)
goatse.ru by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020

goatselicker 

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.
Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.
goatselicker by boxnoq September 12, 2006
Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)
Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.
Goatse by PillyPeng July 20, 2006

Goat Sex 

Goat sex is when you visit the farm and get it on with a goat (male or female, although the females are less aggressive). Once you ejaculate into the animal, wait 6 months to receive your goat sex hybrid. :)
'Yoooo, I just had the most amazing goat sex at Grampa's farm!'

'You're sick, man'.
Goat Sex by Poo'p Nigga August 31, 2018
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
goatse by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009