Running on empty

When you have no juice left to cum

Boyfriend : ahhhh im running on empty here
Girlfriend: just asecond, im about to cum!

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan September 09, 2020

upvote this

make it the word of the month please

hey fucking upvote this

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 12, 2020

N-word pass

if you have one, you can say the n word once.

if you put a like on this, you get an n-word pass.

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan January 20, 2021

goatse.ru

the new goatse.cx website of a man stretching his asshole disgustingly wide, causing nausea to any viewer, any sexuality.

goatse.ru is a good website (but only if you want to barf)

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan November 17, 2020

goddamn

i know you did this.
you searched this to see 'get the goddamn mug for your friend riley'.

get a goddamn mug for your dog jake. get a neck gaiter too.

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 12, 2020

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

a pistol emoticon

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

a pistol emoticon. really bro

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020