Gloy

Cheap brand of glue used by schools that can't afford anything better.

Tacky, but not sticky.

Gloy, Gloy, Glorious Gloy
Glue from the stick you must deploy
And if this you fail to do
You'll find yourself smothered in glue
And also, if you should destroy
A wonderful, innocent stick of Gloy
And replace it with some awful Pritt
Prepare to die, you blasphemous git.

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

GLOAT

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.

Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.

by GLOAT February 15, 2022

Gloat

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

gloathy

A very big item. It has a rough texture to it, and is mostly used when describing turd logs. It has the texture of a load of bread and is hefty, but floats in water. You can also use it to describe a boat.

Guy 1: I just made a huge gloathy turd in the toilet.

Guy 2: You probably clogged it!

Guy 1: I sure did

by Gloathy November 12, 2019

gloyo

Global Youth, GloYo is marketing speak for Gen Z

We're going to focus our marketing budget on GloYo

by Cynical SWE November 1, 2021

gloptamu

it’s another word for bitch but it means it in a friendly way.

Emma: Hey bestie!
Alexa: Hey Gloptamu!

by gloptamu123 January 2, 2021

fret-gloating

Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.

Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"

by Jambafish September 8, 2013