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laminate

When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.
Kelly just gave me a pic of her, I'm gonna go home an laminate this bia.
by teeoce January 13, 2009
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Laminated

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.
Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!
by drjozard February 8, 2010
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Slaminate

To laminate with force. To have one object become connected with another object due to an impact or a high level of speed or force applied.
Joey tried to do a kick flip off of those stairs. I thought he was going to slaminate his face to the pavement!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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glamirage

A gay union. A union that is between a member of the same sex. Not quite marriage, but something to satisfy the homosexual crowd and a word that is all their own.

Here is a breakdown of the letters.
G-Gay
L-Lesbian
A-Abomination
MIRAGE- not real; an illusion. Something illusory, without substance or reality.

Glamirage
Glamirage is just right for Adam and Steve. I don't think that the homos should be 'married,' but I am fine with glamirage.

Glamirage is perfect for them, because their relationship will not last and they won't have to worry about a divorce
by The 1 originator January 12, 2010
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Gladiate

The act of Gladiating. Performed by Gladiators. May also be an ammusing replacement for words such as "owned".
The Gladiator must gladiate his opponent

"Hey, did you see that guy get hit by that van? He totally got gladiated!"
by Charles Hansen October 1, 2007
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Laminate Licker

A term used to describe someone who licks shaved vagina. An antonym of Rug Muncher. Can also be used as an insult to lesbians.
"Emmas a dirty laminate licker!"

"Edward often engages in laminate licking"
by TheMrCRAZY April 20, 2010
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germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.
dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!
by diseased sheep August 25, 2005
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