glaminate

verb transitive
To add glitter to and then laminate a document, thus making it glamorous.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: glitter + laminate. Coined by an intoxicated camper who wished to convey the style and permanence of the certificate she ought to receive for completing a drinking challenge.

"You know, she drank way more than she usually does. We really should make her an award with MS Publisher and glaminate it."

"Umm...Courtney? Why is there glitter in the laminator?"
"I was glaminating some documents for a board meeting later today."

glaminate by ajidica April 14, 2010

Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.

"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."

Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010

Gladiate 

The act of wearing the best mascot costume known to man. A responsibility held only by the few and the brave.

Sorry ladies, I have to go Gladiate.

Gladiate by Lavendar Gooms May 5, 2023

gabinate

To litigate fully and until victory or to the bitter end, regardless of personal cost or consequence, leaving no stone unturned in the pursuit of justice.

Named after Gábor Lukács, who has single-handedly taken on the airlines of Canada.

Gábor Lukács gabinated all major Canadian airlines into respecting customer rights - or at least pretending that they do.

gabinate by MikeBairns July 8, 2012

Germinate the Salad 

Germinate the Salad = Cum in da Butt

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

Germinate the Salad by Alimew November 26, 2022

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

glaciated 

When your hammered/steezed/sloshed state of mind is as pure as the pure glacial waters of the Pacific Northwest.

Dude, Timmy Touch It got absolutely glaciated last night. 🤙🤙🤙

glaciated by revisisland27 November 29, 2021