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glamirage 

A gay union. A union that is between a member of the same sex. Not quite marriage, but something to satisfy the homosexual crowd and a word that is all their own.

Here is a breakdown of the letters.
G-Gay
L-Lesbian
A-Abomination
MIRAGE- not real; an illusion. Something illusory, without substance or reality.

Glamirage
Glamirage is just right for Adam and Steve. I don't think that the homos should be 'married,' but I am fine with glamirage.

Glamirage is perfect for them, because their relationship will not last and they won't have to worry about a divorce
glamirage by The 1 originator January 12, 2010
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glamrage 

n. Intense, white-hot outrage flung at any entertainment reviewer who does not wholeheartedly cheer for the musical second coming that is (American Idol Season 8 finalist) Adam Lambert. Comments will inevitably demand (a) reviewer's job; (b) reviewer's head on a stick; or (c) that reviewer renounce his or her rampant homophobia. Said comments are posted within seconds of the interview hitting the internet, and by persons who usually identify themselves as attractive, intelligent young women. MBA's and JD's predominate.
After posting an unflattering review of Adam Lambert's GlamNation Tour, Journalist X was sent into hiding by a barrage of glamrage and death threats.
glamrage by JaneRochester July 12, 2010
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verb transitive
To add glitter to and then laminate a document, thus making it glamorous.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: glitter + laminate. Coined by an intoxicated camper who wished to convey the style and permanence of the certificate she ought to receive for completing a drinking challenge.
"You know, she drank way more than she usually does. We really should make her an award with MS Publisher and glaminate it."

"Umm...Courtney? Why is there glitter in the laminator?"
"I was glaminating some documents for a board meeting later today."
glaminate by ajidica April 14, 2010

Glimragender 

Some very stupid and fake gender that doesn't make any sense.
Person 1: I'm glimragender!
Person 2: ...
Person 3: Shut up....
Glimragender by Radish. June 1, 2022

glamorgeous 

Absolutely perfect and still humanly real
Like there’s no way they could ever fail in life
Consistently just awesome even during the worst times of their life
Wow! James really just is glamorgeous!
glamorgeous by d353783 June 23, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026