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glamirage 

A gay union. A union that is between a member of the same sex. Not quite marriage, but something to satisfy the homosexual crowd and a word that is all their own.

Here is a breakdown of the letters.
G-Gay
L-Lesbian
A-Abomination
MIRAGE- not real; an illusion. Something illusory, without substance or reality.

Glamirage
Glamirage is just right for Adam and Steve. I don't think that the homos should be 'married,' but I am fine with glamirage.

Glamirage is perfect for them, because their relationship will not last and they won't have to worry about a divorce
glamirage by The 1 originator January 12, 2010
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glamrage 

n. Intense, white-hot outrage flung at any entertainment reviewer who does not wholeheartedly cheer for the musical second coming that is (American Idol Season 8 finalist) Adam Lambert. Comments will inevitably demand (a) reviewer's job; (b) reviewer's head on a stick; or (c) that reviewer renounce his or her rampant homophobia. Said comments are posted within seconds of the interview hitting the internet, and by persons who usually identify themselves as attractive, intelligent young women. MBA's and JD's predominate.
After posting an unflattering review of Adam Lambert's GlamNation Tour, Journalist X was sent into hiding by a barrage of glamrage and death threats.
glamrage by JaneRochester July 12, 2010
verb transitive
To add glitter to and then laminate a document, thus making it glamorous.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: glitter + laminate. Coined by an intoxicated camper who wished to convey the style and permanence of the certificate she ought to receive for completing a drinking challenge.
"You know, she drank way more than she usually does. We really should make her an award with MS Publisher and glaminate it."

"Umm...Courtney? Why is there glitter in the laminator?"
"I was glaminating some documents for a board meeting later today."
glaminate by ajidica April 14, 2010

Glimragender 

Some very stupid and fake gender that doesn't make any sense.
Person 1: I'm glimragender!
Person 2: ...
Person 3: Shut up....
Glimragender by Radish. June 1, 2022

glamorgeous 

Absolutely perfect and still humanly real
Like there’s no way they could ever fail in life
Consistently just awesome even during the worst times of their life
Wow! James really just is glamorgeous!
glamorgeous by d353783 June 23, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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