Glaser

Noun- anal creampie, typically one that seeps outside of the anal orifice and lingers like the coating of a glazed donut.

Tatiana loves when Dwayne gives her glasers.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

glasseration

The insertion of a glass rod in a urethra and then breaking the rod, lacerating your urethra

My friend had his ex give him glasseration. He will never forget her.

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Mike Glasser

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH! MIKE GLASSER!

by Ratrag999 May 27, 2010

Kris glaser

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole

Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes

by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022

Drei Gläser

A reference to the movie “Inglourious Basterds”. It is used as a phrase said to someone is called out on pretending to be something their not, and they just gave up their facade. It also should be matched with a the hand gesture of holding your pointer, middle, and ring finger up, while touching your pinky with your thumb.

Mohammed: “I am a German”

Hans: “Drei Gläser, you are from the Middle East”

by TuffBlud September 30, 2025

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025