When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"
-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"
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1. A piece of shit floating in water. Fresh or salt water, it doesn't matter.
2. Someone you watch drown.
2. Someone you watch drown.
by Lord_Jxx February 6, 2004
Get the Gimlick mug.n. a short, very-bearded dwarf capable of unknown abilities in drunkeness and sexual deviance.
1 v. to drink an entire keg alone without succumbing to alcohol-poisoning, or at least slaying a dragon before you do.
2 v. to do a kirk drunk
1 v. to drink an entire keg alone without succumbing to alcohol-poisoning, or at least slaying a dragon before you do.
2 v. to do a kirk drunk
n. In the times of yore, Gimlett roamed the land freely with a flask in one mit and a six-foot axe in the other.
v1. "Aww! Did he just Gimlett that whole thing?"
v2. "Yeah, and he went in there and Gimletted all of those cheerleaders! Right in the thomas!"
v1. "Aww! Did he just Gimlett that whole thing?"
v2. "Yeah, and he went in there and Gimletted all of those cheerleaders! Right in the thomas!"
by disturbed goldfish December 1, 2005
Get the gimlett mug.The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.
“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
by JonahJamesDane November 8, 2017
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Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)
(legolas has a thing about cheating)
Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)
(legolas has a thing about cheating)
by mike December 29, 2003
Get the gimli mug.refers to an aging or world-weary barfly with eyes the color of a gin gimlet, or one who has consumed too many gin gimlets.
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
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