Galloping Justice 

When you get a Girl to bend over and from a distance of no less than 10 yards, You (man) would hop on a rhino and gallop towards that girl at a velocity of at least 15 miles per hour, then jump off and intertwine your penis into the girl's anus.

"hey bru, that wasn't the galloping justice! you were on your rhino galloping at 12 miles per hour "

Galloping Justice by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008

take a flying leap of a galloping goose 

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

take a flying leap of a galloping goose by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007

Galloping Gon-Gon's

A disease a person can aquire, by unknown forces, which causes them to break out into several small assholes about their body, causes them to shit themselves to death

Holy shit! how did I get the galloping gon-gon,s.

Galloping Gon-Gon's by Goosecock July 27, 2004

galloping stanleys 

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.

"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."

galloping stanleys by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007

gallopingthundercunt 

When someone's actions are so bewilderingly idiotic a standard profanity does not cover it.

That dude was being a gallopingthundercunt to that sales assistant.

gallopingthundercunt by Genius Khunt July 13, 2019

Galloping Coyote 

This is a immature thing to do to friends and is mostly used by preteen boys. The galloping coyote is when someone sticks their finger up another friends butt, making the other person howl in shock and pain and start to gallop around, hence the name: "galloping coyote".

Johnson: "Yesterday Chimy was a victim of a galloping coyote. Cawalouie did it to him."

Galloping Coyote by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023

galloping gut rot 

Violent, unpredictable and rather unpleasant bout of "Delhi Belly".
Sudden, malodorous and disconcerting onset of liquifaction of one's latest meal.

"We'd best leave now, sir, you have a bad case of galloping gut rot."
"I know, but let me just sign this treaty, first."
(PM Tony Blair to President Bush, Circa 2004)

galloping gut rot by mockschmock December 9, 2006