grottie

a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"

Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.

Marry her.

You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010

grotty

grotesque

Eww that's grotty!

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Grotto Speak

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"

by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006

Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

grottles

the turkey gobbler piece of skin found between the cock shaft and the ball sac

sometimes when i havent washed, my grottles can be very ichy

by lusid February 26, 2009

love grotto

An outdoor place where two people can make love.

The Roman wall area in the movie Tristan & Isolde was a love grotto.

by Italian Stallion c/o Nick "Ubergeek" Payne May 28, 2006

grottie

Something gross; disgusting

That mans wrinkles are grottie!

by anakko27 July 8, 2009