Garganese

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.

Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.

by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Garandgasm

A type of orgasm involving looking at and/or touching and/or shooting an M1 Garand rifle.

Oh oh oh, GARANDGASM! Ping! ;)

by Casual_T May 4, 2009

garden spot middle school

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.

“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”

by sweetie.no.stop. January 7, 2019

luke gardiner

Not good at COD, useless

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner

by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

plants vs zombies garden warfare

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8

Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.

by I AM M8 August 30, 2015

Garden Tools

A dirty uneducated hoe

Man these garden tools lame as fuck bro. Jaree Don't got no garden tools he just got Nina.

by Diverse Shadow October 15, 2016

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017