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greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.
I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!
by salty ballz July 30, 2006
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Gammelfleischparty

Das Jugendwort des Jahres 2012 und eine abwertende Bezeichnung für Menschen die Älter als 30 sind und sich für die Jugendlichen cool verhalten wollen.
"Gammelfleischparty ist ein tolles Wort, was haben der Rolf und ich gelacht. Jetzt gucke ich mir erstmal Minionwitze ansehen"
by AbonniertKlengan September 24, 2020
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grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.
Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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Den gode gamle

"Den gode gamle" is a danish phrase referring to act of tricking one (or more) gullible fool(s).

The phrase's origin is that of Emil and Mustafa utterly humiliating their opponents (mostly Morten), in a game of table football, by letting their opponent think they've got a shot at winning. But ultimately the opponents (usually unaware of "Den gode gamle") end up loosing 7-8, always just a wee bit off that sweet sweet victory.
"Morten was completely made a fool of! He had no Idea that Emil and Mustafa was pulling a ´Den gode gamle´. Hilarious!"
by TheReakReakWikipedia December 19, 2021
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gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.
I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.
by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009
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Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.
"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"
by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020
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Gammler

n. A dirty scrat or dropout who does everything half-arsed. Avoids effort at any cost. Rushes work to save time for gammeling. Also a cheap-skate who mooches stuff off other people. A gammler always accepts the fact that they are a gammler and ends up getting in trouble because they tell everyone how little effort they put into things.

v. to gammel; to bum around in a scratty, half-arsed nature.
Even though Josh has a car he gets the bus to school so he can sleep and do his homework. What a douchey little gammler.


Dr Wilton managed to find a hotel that was less than four quid per night. Only a true gammler could do that. It must be such a gammely hotel.


Joe: What did you do over the summer?
Josh: Went to Iran 'cos it was cheap. Just gammeled around.


Duncan: I got the impression that you could have done better on this homework Josh.
Josh: Ye I rushed it a bit. In fact I only did it on the day I handed it in. In half an hour.
Joe: Why are you still talking?
by Gunty McPorksword April 2, 2009
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