Gastard

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

by T Man August 22, 2005

Gartar

Gartar means, instrument guitar.

I want to practice gartar.

by Glacmas September 17, 2017

gaytard

an insult for someone who is gay and retarded; or it could be for someone who is lame and stupid. also see: gaytarded

see: gay / retarded / retard

by Heather May 29, 2005

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

gaytar

an instrument used by homosexuals that looks like a guitar

"yo check out this guy, hes playing a gaytar"

by jaybird101 April 18, 2010

Gabara

A green ogre with a cat-like face. He is the main villan from Godzilla's Revenge, a very poorly reviewed Godzilla movie. He is a dream version of a bully with the same name.

"Whats the worst Godzilla movie ever?"

"Godzilla's Revenge. Hands down."

"Who's the worst Godzilla monster ever?"

"Gabara. Hands down."

by nerd smack July 19, 2009