Fwanking

To masturbate so hard and furious that you faint.

I was out cold for about 10 minutes after a fwanking session last night!

by Anon_Mendez July 1, 2010

Fwands

Individuals of which you refer to as your closest family and friends. Commonly paired with hysterical pictures of tiny, cute animals such as mice, squirrels, and chipmunks participating in human activities.

You wake up after a long night of work or drinking to find you have 25 text messages in a group chat with 3 of your siblings.

The conversation begins as follows:

"OH HI DER Fwands. (Insert 10-20 pictures of baby squirrels playing band instruments).

Appropriate responses include the following:

"LMFAO," "lol," "lolz," "Sweet Jesus," "Bahahaha," as well as the proportional reply of a photo of chipmunks battling one another with lightsabers.

by JoeyBongos December 31, 2013

fwang

To throw something (including attitude) with great derisive force.

Peter was so mad at his skank girlfriend that he fwanged his beer at her.

by VU Class of 82 January 28, 2010

fidan

the hottest {gorgeous beautiful; handsome;dazzling; ect...} person in the universe.

"he is such a fidan"

by annomymous March 6, 2009

Fwan

Fuck with a nigga. Meaning that you want attention from an individual or you want someone to hang out with you

Hey bro, come fwan tonight.

by TheIV November 2, 2013

fwanker

Not being able to say fuck due to children or parents, so the letter f is put in front of any low key swear word, to let the cool people know that you really did just call someone a 'fucking wanker'. any low key swear word may be used after the letter f.

in english class;

Person a: johny's acting like a total fwanker

Person b: yeah no joke. hey good thing no one actually knows we're hard core swearing right now.

Teacher - didnt hear the word fuck, so continues teaching.

by Rkarly November 25, 2009

Fadanglescoozie

Means ~ Young whore

Why is the mall full of fadanglescoozies today?

by Madhumper April 24, 2011