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the sound ashleys dog makes ,,. kinda sounds like a bear... say it when ur reallly bored... but u gotta do itttt loud..
fwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn.... in the middle of class... when everyones quiet or taking a test... the look around like u didnt do it
fwan by alie April 9, 2004
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A Fwank is when a person masturbates over pictures of another person found via the internet website of facebook.
Ray: What did you do last night?

Ollie: Ow I was just looking at facebook and there was a picture of Jenny showing a bit of nip, couldn't help but have a fwank over that!

Ray: Dude, you should have text me then we could have fwanked at the same time.
fwank by NBLisMassive October 11, 2010

Fwanking 

To masturbate so hard and furious that you faint.
I was out cold for about 10 minutes after a fwanking session last night!
Fwanking by Anon_Mendez July 1, 2010
Individuals of which you refer to as your closest family and friends. Commonly paired with hysterical pictures of tiny, cute animals such as mice, squirrels, and chipmunks participating in human activities.
You wake up after a long night of work or drinking to find you have 25 text messages in a group chat with 3 of your siblings.

The conversation begins as follows:

"OH HI DER Fwands. (Insert 10-20 pictures of baby squirrels playing band instruments).

Appropriate responses include the following:

"LMFAO," "lol," "lolz," "Sweet Jesus," "Bahahaha," as well as the proportional reply of a photo of chipmunks battling one another with lightsabers.
Fwands by JoeyBongos December 31, 2013
To throw something (including attitude) with great derisive force.
Peter was so mad at his skank girlfriend that he fwanged his beer at her.
fwang by VU Class of 82 January 28, 2010
Not being able to say fuck due to children or parents, so the letter f is put in front of any low key swear word, to let the cool people know that you really did just call someone a 'fucking wanker'. any low key swear word may be used after the letter f.
in english class;

Person a: johny's acting like a total fwanker

Person b: yeah no joke. hey good thing no one actually knows we're hard core swearing right now.

Teacher - didnt hear the word fuck, so continues teaching.
fwanker by Rkarly November 25, 2009
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