Individuals of which you refer to as your closest family and friends. Commonly paired with hysterical pictures of tiny, cute animals such as mice, squirrels, and chipmunks participating in human activities.
You wake up after a long night of work or drinking to find you have 25 text messages in a group chat with 3 of your siblings.
The conversation begins as follows:
"OH HI DER Fwands. (Insert 10-20 pictures of baby squirrels playing band instruments).
Appropriate responses include the following:
"LMFAO," "lol," "lolz," "Sweet Jesus," "Bahahaha," as well as the proportional reply of a photo of chipmunks battling one another with lightsabers.
Not being able to say fuck due to children or parents, so the letter f is put in front of any low key swear word, to let the cool people know that you really did just call someone a 'fucking wanker'. any low key swear word may be used after the letter f.
in english class;
Person a: johny's acting like a total fwanker
Person b: yeah no joke. hey good thing no one actually knows we're hard core swearing right now.
Teacher - didnt hear the word fuck, so continues teaching.
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs marchhome singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”