fartbeard

a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.

Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!

by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007

Furbound

Guy code for hot and sexy. More beautiful then most. Girl who has looks that make you want to tap that. Female rated 8 - 10. Fur is the female and bound is the action to be taken. Bound to get her. Code that can be said in close proximity to female because she has no clue what the hell you are talking about.

Example 1
Girl walks by...
Guy 1 says to Guy 2 (as she is passing): " furbound!"

Guy 2 replies: "Indeed!"

Example 2
Girl walks by...
Guys 1 is not wearing the glasses he should be wearing (as girl walks by): "Furbound?"
Guy 2 : " Dude... Furneve. Go get your glasses!"

Example 3
Group of girls walk by...
From left to right: Girl one is hot (10). Girl two is kinda hot(6). Girl three is not hot (1). Girl four is hot(9).
Guy 1 (as they walk by) : "Furbound, Furpos, Furneve, Furbound!"

Guy 2: Ill take girl one, you take girl four, let drunk tommy take girl two.

by MoPete November 24, 2010

fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.

"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."

by i am fartball April 21, 2009

fartboxed

When one farts sufficiently in a confined space so that it becomes rather potent.

The red fiesta had been farted in so much it had become fartboxed.

by bumboys May 6, 2016

Fartboxing

Derived from the hotbox, this is when u wait till your entire family is in the car and its raining outside. Once on the highway you fart you fucking brains out but cant open the windows due to the rain outside. All in the car die from odor as you laugh like satan spawn

Dude: just came from the funeral home
Best friend: how'd they die?
Dude: i fartboxed (past tense of fartboxing) the shit out of them last week

by Nickyd123 February 9, 2015

Furbalicious

A creature known to behave and act as a Furby.

Commonly found in the North Eastern part of the United States. Can be used to describe something/ someone thats tastefully stout.

Wow, did you see Tyler?

Yeah, he's furbalicious!

by Hoorayforalcohol May 18, 2011

firtbute

The most horrific misspelling of "Fortnite" ever witnessed in the history of ever.

John: I hate firtbute
Sam: What?

by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021