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Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.
"That deer became fender ketchup".
by flashadams November 12, 2006
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Fender Jaguar

The Fender Jaguar is an electric guitar created in 1962 by company founder Leo Fender.

Based on the Jazzmaster which had a late-1950's surf rock following, the aim was to take the existing blueprint and make it more suitable for that genre. The neck's length was reduced, more switches were added for more tonal options, brighter pickups were used and a special device called a mute was created.

These extra features gave the guitar far more attack and a very aggressive percussive tone. Sadly, the Jaguar also had technical problems due to a complicated bridge design which affected the sustain and could render the guitar nearly unplayable if not set up just right. Both of these factors originally made the guitar very unpopular compared to the simpler and allegedly more versatile Stratocaster and Telecaster, and the instrument was cancelled after thirteen years in production.

But thanks to grunge-era heroes Dinosuar Jr., Sonic Youth, Nirvana and Pavement, these guitars enjoyed a slow but steady surge of popularity for their unusual looks, sounds and affordability compared to other vintage Fender instruments.

Many indepedant builders have created solutions for the more problematic design aspects, and Fender itself has released different variations in the past decade, made in America, Japan and most recently Mexico.

The Jaguar is still considered a "cult" instrument but more and more players are finding it is the best guitar for them.
Timmy: "Dude, I just got myself a Japanese-made Fender Jaguar. It was a little tricky to set up but the tone, looks and feel are amazing! I like it better than my other Fenders now."

Kenny: "Sweet. I've always wanted to get one of those."

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Popular upgrades for the Jaguar include fitting a Mustang bridge or a Mastery bridge to replace the original, adding a Buzz Stop, changing the pickups and replacing the electronics. All of these change the tone and feel but can make the guitar more versatile and reliable depending on the player.
by zackpliskin November 10, 2009
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founder hounder

A person, usually a heterosexual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. Like a jersey chaser for nerds. This term was used in the "Bachmanity Insanity" episode of "Silicon Valley."
Clive: "Hey Otto, how's the organic sustainable single-origin artisanal small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?"
Otto: "Not great, man. It turns out that our proprietary method of using only high altitude Jamaican Blue Mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. So we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it's been hard to compete with these low-end stores like Four Barrel and Ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in SF actually drink that swill instead of ours. We went out of business."
Clive: "Oh well, at least you have Matilda. She's your ride-or-die-bitch, right?"
Otto: "Um, not really. She ditched me for this douchebag who is Co-Founder and CEO of this stupid app called Pewply."
Clive: "You mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? Dude, Pewply is awesome. It totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy."
Otto: "Yeah I'm sensitive to gluten too. But I can't believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of crap - no pun intended - startup!"
Clive: "Connect the dots, man. Before you, she hooked up with the founders of Markitable, Zenalytics, Flooberli, Sharepnp, and Majikly. She's a classic founder hounder!"
by Nicholas D May 31, 2016
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sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.
"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"
by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009
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Trust Fund Hockey

A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.
All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.
by LaughingMad April 28, 2011
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Fundergrad

A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.

undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie
After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.
by Half Lawyer January 30, 2009
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Funderage

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.
Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."
by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010
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