Fucktoy 

The meaning of fucktoy when a man calls his woman this, depends on the context in which it's used. Far from demeaning, when said in the throes of passion, it can be a torrid word of endearment, especially in a D/s dominant/submissive relationship.

Jay: "Ohhhhhh, you are my Fucktoy, mine to do with as I please!" Jane: "Ohhhhh God... Say it again ... again ... use me for your pleasure. I love being your Fucktoy. I want it so bad I can't stand. My pussy is throbbing for you to be inside me."

Fucktoy by Dex_terity June 30, 2015

Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

Fucktangular by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

fucktard Biden 

The 46th POTUS.

Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!

fucktard Biden by Maga! January 22, 2021

fucktard contest 

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

fucktard contest by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Fucktard Stink Box 

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.

The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.

Fucktard Stink Box by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010

fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011