front bum

When a person's stomach hangs lower than normal causing a bulge similar to that caused by one's bum, but on the front of their body.
This is caused by extreme obesity or saggy skin.
Sometimes when a person wears their trousers too high it can look like they have a front bum.

Have you seen Mrs. Doe today?
Who's she?
The one with the front bum.

by Mark Wade February 3, 2008

frontbutt

What celeste has and what i really want to stick something into.

hey if the chick has a frontbutt than its always buttsex

by travis the big dumb queerdon December 3, 2003

front bum fart

when a woman emits gas from her pussy

when pumping a female, you pull out your cock and she farts out of her vagina hence the name front bum fart

by jammbo October 30, 2007

front bum

Front bum is what gays use to describe women

Oh you are quite attractive for a front bum

by ru486 March 15, 2009

frontbutt

to talk about important topics via email; to be self-indulgent about one's own feelings and write about them ad nauseum

Don't be such a frontbutt and email that guy. Why don't you just pick up the phone and call him?

by citydish December 18, 2005

front bum

n. The next person in line for a welfare check. An individual who usually lays outside K-Marts.

Be careful on your way out, as to not trip over the front bum.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

front bum

A genetic disorder caused by the absence of the SRY gene in homo sapiens and other primates thus causing a pair of double x chromosomes to form. Henceforth these individuals develop a front bum. This disorder is not treatable and not having one when one should have one may lead to serious complications.

To quote Sir Mix A Lot "Baby got back," in the front. Therefore the bum looks as if it is attached not only to the back but to the front and the double x person looks the same from the back as the front thus creating a front bum.

by Dr. Pants, Dr. Consuela, Dr. Kitting September 3, 2008