Fasturbate

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

Fasturbate by b9xxx January 14, 2008

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Frusturbate

To masturbate while frustrated. Typically, the frustration results in a tight, ninja-like grip.

I just lost three times at foos ball! I'm going to go home and frusturbate.

Frusturbate by enochroot January 19, 2008

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to engage in masturbation for the purpose of lessening the feelings of frustration surrounding some other event or situation.

Today was so stressful that I just want to get home, frusturbate and fall asleep; afterall, tomorrow is another day!

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Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

Flasturbate by Flasty December 22, 2014

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When you're just so stressed that you have to masturbate.

Work was so bad today that I immediately frusturbated once I got home.

frusturbate by lyzterine January 21, 2020

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The act of stimulating oneself to the point of orgasm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.

Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?

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Being caught in the act of masterbation, without having achieved orgasm, and being left frustrated at having to start over.

I was frusturbated after my mom busted me whacking off in the bathroom.