Fapthlete

(n). An individual who possesses tremendous masturbatory stamina.

"Hey, is James ready to go?"
"No, he's still wacking it."
"But he's been in there for 3 hours!"
"He's a Fapthlete."

by TheGreat9 March 27, 2015

fratletics

Sports for fratletes. Fraternity + athletics=fratletics

Bro, come on, let's go chill and participate in our daily dose of fratletics with the other fratletes.

by frat master Fratty McFraterson April 15, 2009

fathlete

A person that despite is fat can play sports very well and sometimes even better than the average athletes.

Person #1 : Whoa Ryan can sure run fast for a fat person

Person #2: Yea no kidding he's a world class fathlete

by sholom22 September 20, 2006

Fatlete

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

Fatlete

Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.

Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.

by ursa minor April 14, 2014

Fathlete

FAT + ATHLETE = FATHLETE

A guy or girl who loves sports but is fat or husky, usually has a big build and thick thighs

zach randolph and eddy curry are FATHLETES

by JC RIVERA January 8, 2008

Fathlete

A big fat person trying to play sports.

(Noun)

My cousin got a concussion because he was being a fathlete.

by AnxietySlywalker March 24, 2022