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Flashlete

Not your normal athlete, and not one of those dull mathletes, Flashletes are those sportsmen and women who don't just play the game, they make it look good!
Often seen hitting the crossbar with a soccer ball from the halfway line, a Flashlete is the shit and they know it.
Flashletes are known to be awesome and the chances of them running shit with style is high.
"Hey dude, heard some cat with one glove tore it up out there, must have been some athlete"

"That was no athlete, that was a fucking Flashlete!"
by Alpine-Flash August 12, 2009
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frathlete's foot

What one get's after wearing Sperry's, loafers, boat shoes etc. for an extended period of time.
I've been wearing these Sperry's for 2 weeks straight. I think I may be getting a case of frathlete's foot.
by Geedy Eye March 12, 2011
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Flashsterbation

Noun, Verb

Flashsterbate

1. Websites that utilize a copious amount of the web technology Flash, almost to the point of absurdity.

2. Overcompensating for a lack of meaning and purpose by using Flash.
ex. Did you see that website? It was total flashsterbation.

ex. That company was flashsterbating all over it's self.
by DK Lounge June 19, 2009
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flashley

A girl named Ashley took nudes of herself and emailed to a male friend. That 'friend' took the ~pleasure in sharing the pictures with others.
Thus, Flashley.
Dude #1: "I heard Ashley's vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard..."
Dude #2: "It does. I saw pics. She looks like a total yeti down thurr."
Dude #1: "Lmfao, Flashley!"
by likesleeveofwizard April 23, 2008
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Fathlete

An overweight person who is a good athlete nonetheless.
Roger's brother needs to lay off the Dunkin Donuts. Maybe, man, but that dude lettered in football and track. He's a genuine fathlete.
by Brian Bruce February 5, 2019
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freshlete

A Freshlete is a person, who keeps to their original qualities, unimpaired by outside influences and is always striving to be fresh in every aspect of their lifestyle.
Guy 1: Did you see that dude wearin' that Mike Stud Tee?
Guy 2: yea, dude is a total freshlete. Always coppin that new swag.
by datnewnew417 November 3, 2011
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frathlete

one who is exceptional at fraternity athletics, including but not limited to foosball, air hockey, old school nintendo tennis, pinball, softball, and darts
After proving his prowess at the foosball table, everyone in the frat knew not to mess with Dan, for he was an extraordinary frathlete.
by Egoptimus Prime September 14, 2004
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