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Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008
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Orb Fondling

that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia
Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022
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fufu fondling

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.
I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.
by aerwyn April 21, 2012
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FondlingLicker

one who loves fondling or felling while crying on a overstuffed penis which was not circumcised nor washed ever also loves to slap them self with the cock until there whole face looks like a mushroom field
man that girl last night was a FondlingLicker wow it felt good wait you mean urs wasn't ever washed yep sweet.
by bob owns August 30, 2011
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Crotch Fondling

1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.

Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina
"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"
by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009
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fondueling

dueling over who gets to dip into a fondue pot. stabbing may occur.
the fondueling match turned ugly after I got stabbed by a fondue fork
by burtonxrider1 October 31, 2009
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Chest hair fondling

An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground
"I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera."
by LaDonnaMobile September 13, 2008
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