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saber hug

Euphemism for sex coined on MMO game chats
"How did it go last night?"
"We made out, but I didn't get a saber hug."
by aerwyn March 23, 2017
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fufu fondling

A polite way of describing the act of caressing/stroking a female's genitals.
I sure love Jim's quick fingers. They are perfect for a round of fufu fondling.
by aerwyn April 21, 2012
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waxhead

Term used to describe a person who engages in the surfing culture.
Sean and Courtney are true waxheads since they hit the waves every day.
by aerwyn April 12, 2012
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Cyberection

A turn-on derived from text-based messages or means through Chat programs, Forums, or MMORPGs. Otherwise, a cyber boner.
Subject A: Dude so Mrkrups has a cyber girlfriend on WoW. Her Elf is soo WAHT....
Subject B: No wai! Hes totally whipped! I bet her emotes are giving him the cyberections...
by Aerwyn November 27, 2007
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Cyberectional Dysfunction

The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.

Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.
Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.
by Aerwyn November 27, 2007
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Cyberialis

A cure for Cyberectional Dysfunction. Similar to Cialis, but with less spam and more occupational therapy.
Subject B: I think I need some Cyberialis...
Subject A: Whys that?
Subject B: Every time I see a naked Mithra... I don't get a Cyberection ; ;
Subject A: Dude I think you need to talk to your White Mage about your condition...
by Aerwyn November 27, 2007
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Mrcoffee

A machine that "Brews dat shit".

The best part of waking up, is Coffee on your pants.

Final Fantasy XI : A BAMF on the server Bahamut that brews dat shit.
Mrcoffee coffee makers, makin that coffee that makes your makers. Makes sense.

FFXI:
Mrcoffee uses Brewdatshit.
The Coffee Grounds take Grinding points of damage.
Mrcoffee defeats the Coffee Grounds.
Mrcoffee gains Freshly Breweddatshit mmmgewd drinks.
by Aerwyn November 27, 2007
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