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florp

An adjective used to describe a wierdly shaped car.
"i was driving to the gas station and saw a florp that made me wonder where the drivers seat would even fit"
by john florp September 30, 2025
mugGet the florpmug.

flip-florp

Completely baffling; insulting. Typically toward a person.
Widely used in the 1800's.
Alex: Jeff you're such a gosh darn flip-florp!
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?
by Johnny Tedison May 28, 2023
mugGet the flip-florpmug.

florping

florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina
by personguy35435 January 18, 2025
mugGet the florpingmug.

Florp

The act of having a threesome with an unborn child as the result of raping a pregnant w
Shit I florped
by TronFag March 26, 2024
mugGet the Florpmug.

florp

"Behold the OG florp"
by Kynnelo September 19, 2025
mugGet the florpmug.

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