"i was driving to the gas station and saw a florp that made me wonder where the drivers seat would even fit"
by john florp September 30, 2025
Get the florpmug. Alex: Jeff you're such a gosh darn flip-florp!
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?
by Johnny Tedison May 28, 2023
Get the flip-florpmug. florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina
by personguy35435 January 18, 2025
Get the florpingmug.
Get the Florpmug. 