flobberknob

much like a numpty..a useless git...with the added rider that he can't get his pecker up

Don't be such a numpty ..you flobberknob!

by dame January 12, 2004

slobbering

drooling to the MAX.

1. In a certain gentleman's club named Wiggles, there is a plethora of slobbering penises.

2. "Oh my dear God, his penis just slobbered all over me."

by drooling penis January 19, 2009

flobbling

Wobbling bits of fat on a person.

He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.

by eapoc January 2, 2009

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

floggering

the act of exposing yourself to a blind person

I can't believe u got caught floggering that blind man!!

by Sarah MA. March 23, 2008

Flowering Tulip

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip

Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!

by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

Flabbering

The action and/or sound of flapping loose rolls of skin. Often observed with morbidly obese people riding ATV over washboard dirt roads.

I could hear the sweaty flabbering rolls shuffle against themselves as the fat couple celebrated in a festive, jiggly, dance.

by TheKwijibo May 4, 2010