felping

To insert a straw into a males penis hole and to suck furiously.

I got the swirly straw, wanna go felping?

by Micheal Felps November 29, 2009

Flerp

A flerp is the word used to greet someone and leave them bemused as to what you just meant.

<to jodi> Flerp
<from jodi> what does that mean
<to jodi> nothing really

5 mins later jodi updates FB status to... "What does flerp mean"

HA

by Gorgeousal2410 June 20, 2010

Fuelphoric

The temporary state of bliss/embarrassment that one gets immediately after paying for gas with ONLY change.

*high schooler pulls out baggie full of change* : "ey bro, i just counted this...can i get 4.79 on 1....sorry about the change...ey, can you toss this baggie? sorry bro, sorry"

drives away fuelphoric.

by glozano January 24, 2011

felphplurbin

A demonic stare from a child under the age of seven.

I'm getting the felphplurbin from Cody again, dear.

by Langston February 11, 2003

fleepy

something that is both flattering and creepy.

"I got whistled at today on my way to work by this creepy homeless dude. But I kinda liked it. It was fleepy."

by ladycamos September 30, 2009

fleepology

we do not talk about fleepology

nicole- what is fleepology
alex/ and or killian- we do not talk about fleepology

by fleepmaster January 2, 2010

Flempty

Keep in mind, this is specific to a liquid holding device.

When said device, is not quite half full and not quite half empty.

Copyright NCR....

"Sooo, what's with the half empty glass of water?"
"It's flempty, BITCH!"

by Back Table Group June 9, 2009