Flush and flee

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.

I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.

by Red001 April 21, 2015

Finish and flee

When you’re having sex with a married woman and her husband comes home, so you try to finish before he catches you.

Alex was banging a married woman when all of a sudden he heard footsteps. Thus he proceeded to finish and flee

by KurtiSafc July 11, 2019

Fleece Johnson

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.

Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.

by Jman1928 December 22, 2010

Anti-fleek

A lame, negative, whack state. The OPPOSITE of 'on fleek'. Game is totally off. Not swaggin’, ballin’, turnt, killin’ it. Basically a wet blanket that is dragging everyone/everything down with it.

"I’m hung over. I'm broke. I have acne. I'm anti-fleek right now."

Friend 1: Yo, Josh is the most negative person. Legit shoots down everything you say.
Friend 2: Yeah, dude. He’s the fucking Anti-Fleek.

Situational:
White shoes. White couch. Red wine. *spills*. Anti-Fleek

by Trillbo Baggins February 12, 2015

Fleek

A neologism that means "On Point", but needs to never be used in any language ever.

Annoying Teen: "My eyebrows on Fleek!"
Everybody Else: "What? Stop... Just, no." *Facepalm*

by TheFirstBorn_Unicorn February 11, 2015

Fleeb

A small, jelly creature that is rubbed to produce fleeb juice, which is an essential ingredient in plumbuses, gropples, and many other household items.

The fleeb is then rubbed, so we can get the fleeb juice

by bluekid3 May 24, 2017

fleeced

Being cheated out of belongings

I paid too much for the car. I got fleeced.

by James December 4, 2003