flannel

the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.

jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.

by Bryan Wulff December 28, 2005

flaunce

real nice; gaudy; showy; expensive-looking, etc.

Bill: Check out my fresh Air Jordan 12s.
Piglet: Man them shits is flaunce.
Bill: My whole shit's flaunce.

by Cutty Pipe April 3, 2009

Flannel

The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.

A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.

by lwog January 25, 2015

Flannel

A comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. It is commonly found in button-down form. They come in a wide variety of colors and styles. It is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.

"I wore my new flannel at the party last night. The girls were all over me!"

by Occult Aura December 29, 2009

Wank Flannel

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.

1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."

by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

flannel

soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing

"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"

by floppyfish102 September 29, 2017