When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.
by Jeremy Usborne February 5, 2019
Get the Flatfished mug.Similar to catfish. When a person who works at a place that wears a uniform goes into the back of the establishment and you expect them to come right back out. Instead a fat person in the same uniform emerges.
I expected Steph to come right back out from the kitchen shaking that sexy ass. Instead…I got Fatfished by Large Marge who lumbered out in the same uniform and made me question my attraction to women at all.
by Notmynamehere July 22, 2023
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A fatfish is a name applied to a person or animal, that is not necessarily overweight, who is being greedy, selfish, snobbish, or a hater.
Ben was certainly being a fatfish on his birthday; he wouldn't share his birthday cake, and spent the afternoon talking smack about his brother.
by progre55ive December 7, 2009
Get the fatfish mug.When a student is unprepared for a class, either has not done the homework assignment or did not do the work, or maybe even forget the materials needed for the class and as a result, the student tries to lay low the entire class and not get called on by the teacher.
Flat-fishers may be seen averting eye contact with the teacher, pretending to be very focused on something in their notebook, or pretending to take notes. Overall, just trying to go unnoticed until the class is over.
Flat-fishers may be seen averting eye contact with the teacher, pretending to be very focused on something in their notebook, or pretending to take notes. Overall, just trying to go unnoticed until the class is over.
by heydanihey7 December 2, 2013
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When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.
by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025
Get the Flatfished mug.Unlike catfished, where people are not as attractive as their pictures show their face to be ….fatfished is where they are at least 40 pounds more than their pictures inferred.
I met her for sushi. I didn’t know she was the heavyset woman sitting at the bar; so I waited and waited until she texted me that she was there. This woman was 300 pounds more than the woman I thought I was going on a date with —-now that I look back; I should’ve asked for body pictures on match.com. Now all my friends tell jokes about the time I was fatfished and spent $400 on sushi to feed the orca.
by Dynamique March 24, 2024
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