Flabotage

When a plump or hefty person covertly tries to make a skinny friend pack on pounds by arranging multiple food-based social events.

"Mary keeps inviting me out for ice cream. I think she's trying to flabotage me."

by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

fapobyte

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

Fapologize

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

Flafoing

Flafoing means spending too much/all of your money on a game.

He is flafoing Roblox! Tell him to stop!
He is flafoing games he will never play again!

by IdontLikeFlafoing December 11, 2022

flagon

australian, n; a large bottle ( 2L to 4L ) of wine, usually cheap.

Aww mate, you had 3 flagons last night? Can it really be done?

by herbie August 25, 2004

Flagpole Wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is hoisted up to the top of a flagpole by their underwear. This is the best form of wedgie if you want the victim to suffer the longest, and if done in the summer, can last for days.

I gave this nerd called Jake a flagpole wedgie during summer vacation. I stripped him to his briefs and strung him up on the flagpole, giving him water and canned beans three times a day. I managed to keep this nerd up there for six days, and by the time a construction worker got him down, he was a mess (his underwear was his bathroom) and he couldn't walk cause of the pain in his butt. I still wedgie Jake to this day.

by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

flacons

The little pink bars displayed on message board forums, representing negative reputation.

The result of being negbanged, or worse, negraped.

Different than red bars, which are called debbies

For more, see BF51

If I get any flacons, I am deleting the account.

by aleph null February 19, 2014