flapjacks

large breasts with the tendency to sag.

My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.

by Edward the Great April 8, 2004

Flapjack

To die.

“Hunter almost flapjacked in the latest episode!”
“My sanity is flapjacking right now.”
“Did you hear that they sentenced the serial flapjacker to the flapjack sentence?”

by the nusk October 16, 2022

FlapJacking

Bobbing your legs back and forrth causinfg the excess fat of your thighs to smack together in the hopes of achieving "discreet," public masturbation

Dude I was totally flapjacking in that business meeting today

by levaus January 7, 2014

Flapjack

The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.

Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.

by tennispl123 December 9, 2008

Flapjacking

The act of flipping a womans breast up, accompanied by the word "Flap!", then slapping the breast sideways while saying "Jack!".

I saw Albert flapjacking this bitch on tape, and I could see the shockwave in slow motion.

by Doodwashere January 22, 2009

Flapjacking

The act created by breasts slapping together resulting from not wearing a bra.

Damn girl, you're flapjacking again.

by AlexaaMmeghan June 12, 2011

Flapjack

It is the female equivalent to Teabagging. It's when a girl puts her pussy lips on your forehead.

Man I passed out at a party and got Flapjacked by this girl

by Kelsthebom July 15, 2019