FlapJacking

Bobbing your legs back and forrth causinfg the excess fat of your thighs to smack together in the hopes of achieving "discreet," public masturbation

Dude I was totally flapjacking in that business meeting today

by levaus January 7, 2014

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To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,

Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.

by DjRobot March 17, 2011

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flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

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Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

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A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.

Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.

by crankbait July 27, 2012

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