flapdiddly

A flapdiddly is to do a u-turn

D- We passed our turn to Stillorgan!
PJ- We can do a flapdiddly at the next junction!

by Baron Munchausen June 13, 2008

flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

by phillyyy March 6, 2011

Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

flabideefchubnubbles

A word invented by Skithouse... Means fantastic, great, amazing. Is usually seen as gibberish when said in common speech, and doesn't get the recognition deserved

Alternate spellings:
flubideefchubnubbles
fluffideefchubnubbles

And everything is turning up flabideefchubnubbles

by steph_was_bored March 2, 2004

flabida

The part of the belly of a fat person that hangs over their pants when standing up.

Hey, leave me alone or I'll punch you in the flabida.

by FENIM June 11, 2006

Flapinese

Flappy and saggy skinned old people.

"Hey, look at all them flapinese hanging around the gazebo!"

by we-take-your-breath-away June 12, 2009