flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

Flabbergasm

When something is so strange, you have an orgasm.

Sam was so interested in the conversation he had an Flabbergasm.

by Sam Ashby January 5, 2009

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

by P $ February 15, 2004

flabberdoodle

Meaning You love anytype of candy ;D

Boy1: ZOMG! i love flabberdoodle!
Boy2: SAME!

by Tera Uchiha February 27, 2008

flabberdinger

Male reproductive organ; penis.

The man was arrested for exposing his flabberdinger in public.

by John Scim1 February 23, 2008

flabber g

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.

1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.

by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018

flabber

A big floppy dick without a tip.

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.

by brett February 22, 2005