fiddledick

Drilling a series of holes in your penis in order to play the fiddle with it

I was so bored yesterday and i carved me up a fiddledick with my pocketknife

by Digging8inchesdeep December 7, 2006

fiddlemonkey

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.

-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!

by Flavameister January 24, 2008

Fiddledicked

Fiddledicked is when you get turned around and get sucked off very very painfully, all the while the person who is sucking you off's homies start beating the shit out of you.

Guys, get ready, we're about to Fiddledicked that bitch real hard.

by Biggfoot=Furry November 20, 2018

Ficklecock

noun
1. A fairweather friend

2. A fickle person
3. A cocksucker

4. An unoriginal person who lacks their own identity and adopts the identity of whoever they are around... Sometimes described as being a shameless carbon copy.

Yo, your brother is a major ficklecock. I heard him talking to some dude, the other day about how lame Ghostbusters is, but then I heard him tell that chick he has over how he feels Ghostbusters is a masterpiece.

by Chris the neologist July 13, 2019

Fiddlefuck assin

Wasting precious time for no reason.

Quit fiddlefuck assin around and let's do a show!

by Maddogg radio March 29, 2022

fiddlewack

When you beat off to buck and you try and beat off again but it’s soft

I was beating off last night but it just turned into a fiddlewack

by Billywilly April 6, 2022

FiddlePickle

Cailou.

FiddlePickle wants Cailou added to WT!

by ClownMoment September 14, 2022