Fernley

Almost a city, Fernley is a small roundabout on your way to Reno, NV. Points of interest include an Amazon dist. center responsible for 45% of Lyon County's employment, a high-risk middle school/ high school, a urine stained race track and a redbox. Citizens of Fernley are usually upper-lower-lower class people with a median income of $12,538. To combat their low-income they, like cats, often become roommates with one-another and sleep in piles to save money on blankets/heating. Fernley is only a terrifying 15 minute drive to Silver Springs. This is terrifying as it's easy for inhabitants of Silver Springs to enter Fernley and shop for groceries. To combat this, the only point of entry from Silver Springs is fortified by a steep hill that makes it difficult for Silver Springers to enter as they own cheap autos, or simply can't afford the gas. Regardless, most Silver Springs high school graduates eventually move to Fernley with aspirations of working at the Wendy's, only an elite few are accepted. Fernley is often referred to as Ferntucky by Nevada's white trash population, no-one knows why. Not much is known about the school system other than a big "FU" made out of rocks on the mountain behind it. This is thought to be a deterrent for middle class and higher tourists. Fernley ranks #4 in Nv for meth usage, #2 for racism, #1 for most Silver Springs graduates, and #1 for Nevada's most questionable Wal-Mart.

Friend 1: Hey want to go to Fernley to go watch the racetrack?
Friend 2: No, last time I was there the bleachers were covered in either beer or piss, couldn't tell.
Friend1: Well shit, look at the fancy out-of-towner, too good to sit in beer-piss like the rest of us.
Friend 2:...

by NobamaFTW February 20, 2013

Feeney

Doing a Feeney - Accident prone with no one else to blame but themselves

"Did a Feeney the other-day. I walked into a door"

by JJAFK February 1, 2019

Ferny

Well his name starts with a F and ends with a Y
He is the coolest mutha fucka u will ever meet
He is charming, funny, and smart at times
He is a beast in general and just makes everyone like him
He is nice and knows how to treat a girl
So in other words FERNY IS A FUCKIN BEAST

Bradley:Ferny, your a BEAST
Ferny:Fucking rite
Carlos:Does anyone have a dollar
Bradley:NO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CARLOS!!!!
Ferny:Give us WEED

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

farney flip

The process of deciding who has to drive based upon the flipping of a Chilian coin bestowed by Bob Farney.

"Yo flip the Farney coin, Farney Flippin' time. I win, your turn to drive biotch!"

by elephantitus October 5, 2009

fernette

best friend from childhood that always comes through

Yo that's my fernette she's been there through everything

by O'l no name January 7, 2018

Fernet con coca

Created in Córdoba, Argentina. It's a very common beverage, made with Fernet, Coke and ice. The best Fernet you can make is made with a recipe full of ice 30% of Fernet and 70% of Coke.

1: Hey, do you wanna drink something?
2:- Yes, make a Fernet con Coca, no le pongas Pepsi, culiado.

by Tmaxel October 30, 2016

Fernley

A ghetto little town in Nevada, all there is to do it party and hook up with hot older guys

What's there to do today? I dunno, we're in Fernley, lets party

by jmsmith August 14, 2011