559 fuckoff

The 559 fuck off describes bad news- usually sent via email - which is sent at the last possible moment in the working day.

The aim being not to have to deal with the "aftermath" until the morning when perhaps the bad news has been accepted or at least softened.

559 is literally one minute to 6 - the last point in the working day.

Depending on your working hours the 459 and 659 fuckoff can also apply.

"I can't be bothered to deal with this now - i'll give her the old 559 fuckoff"

"just lining up my 559 fuckoff emails..."

by baldysuhweeede June 9, 2009

Fuckoff Snap

A return snap sent with either nothing or very little in frame.

Jack: “Yo dude how are things with Rachel?”
Trey: “Not good, she sent me a fuckoff snap.”

by Diff Poink November 14, 2020

feck off crows

A common way scarecrows request crows to "fuck off."

"Arggghhh! Feck off crows!!!"

by Eric Bot July 4, 2003

Fockoff

An alternative and very British way to say "fuck off."

He was blazin' at me, fappin his gums like 'ez dick 'bout me mum. I told 'em to fockoff.

by Vandhakara June 3, 2018

fuckoff

1.)go away
2.)to beat your meat
3.)an longhaired RA named Trey

Dude, Trey is a cockmunch and a fuckoff

by jack September 29, 2004

fuckoff o'clock

That moment when you leave me the fuck alone.

You know what time it is , fuckoff o'clock

by google inc August 15, 2014

fuckoff o'clock

the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.

"Is it fuckoff o'clock yet?!?"

by PhoenixPup October 20, 2007