Frecent

Is one count of indecency and one count of decency

Having sex with a girl with herpes and syphilis is decent cause you got laid, but indecent that your penis will now have bubbly warts and u will never get laid again- Frecent

by Day dreamin fazes August 21, 2010

fecenoculars

blowing hershey squirts into the toliet, then dipping your testicles into the toliet, and then proceeding to drop your testicles in another person's eyesockets. Only can be done when the person giving the fecenoculars goes up 3.

Eric gave Chris an uncalled for dirty munch while he was koed to danny diveto, so Chris retaliated by giving Eric fecenoculars.

by TearDrop April 25, 2005

fecency

noun FEE-sen-see

the compulsion to clean up after yourself when you've seriously ruined a public toilet for the next guy.

You wish people had more of this if you're forced to use any toilet visited by more than five different people in a day, because most of them have no fecency and don't care what kind of mess they leave behind.

"In an act of fecency, he used a wad of toilet paper to clean the shit-splatter he'd left all over the gas station's one public toilet."

by driptah September 9, 2009

fecenator

A toilet or other object used to Fecenate (crap) in.

"Do you need to go sit on the fecenator?"
"Yes, I need to go poop"

by Brandon Lingerfelt May 13, 2005

fecetastic

pleasantly awkward

The fecetastic meeting of my girlfriend's parents and I made for an interesting evening.

by Rusty Molla January 15, 2009

fecetioused

The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people.

P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw you make an ass out of yourself."

P2: "Naw dude, I wasn't drunk. I was just being fecetioused."

by Jimbo~B March 21, 2009

fecetize

Verb. The act of shitting

Holy Mackerel, I have to go and fecetize

by randall_nd January 3, 2011