A birth defect that causes your pores to release a mixture of unpleasant odors into the air. This mixture of odors may include sweatly balls, shit, too much fabreeze, manure, the inside of a butthole, elephant jizz, and gasoline.
I feel so sorry for Johnny. He has fecalisis, and he smells like elephant jizz.
I know he loves me, but I can't stand his fecalisis. The smell of the inside of a butthole is too overwhelming.
This fecalisis cream does nothing for Jimmy's fecalisis. The whole house still smells like sweaty shlumsack!
I know he loves me, but I can't stand his fecalisis. The smell of the inside of a butthole is too overwhelming.
This fecalisis cream does nothing for Jimmy's fecalisis. The whole house still smells like sweaty shlumsack!
by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
Get the fecalisis mug.A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.
A series of fucked up events.
The shit that happens after you do something stupid.
A series of fucked up events.
The shit that happens after you do something stupid.
Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.
Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?
Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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Stranger 2: It's made of shit
Stranger 1: Fecaline?
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: It's made of shit
Stranger 1: Fecaline?
Stranger 2: Yes
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Get the Fecality mug.A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.
Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.
Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.
Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?
Chad 2: No man, what happened!?
Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.
Chad 2: No man, what happened!?
Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.
by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025
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