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flirtulance

A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.
I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.
by jeffiet September 1, 2011
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Flirt blind

Like color blind, this attribute is best described as partially or totally unable to distinguish the difference between flirtation and friendliness.
Steve: "Are you flirt blind? She obveously used several double entendres that eluded to sexual intercourse."

Gerald: "Damn it, I wondered why she looked confused on the way to the candy shop"
by ktizzlemcsizzle November 30, 2011
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Flirtbooking

Using Facebook or another social networking site to flirt with old acquaintances or newly networked friends. Usually used as an icebreaker or foreplay before actually meeting up in person and doing the 'deed'.
"It took a month of flirtbooking before that chick I went to high school with decided to 'get together' "
by WIllDawg April 23, 2009
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Flirt Tactic

Cleverly flirting with someone using lies or half truths simply to get someone of interests attention
Devin: Before I started going out with Janna she told me she loved camping and would love to go camping alone with me. I just found out yesterday that she has never gone camping in her life and would rather not do so at all.
Alex: haha, she used a flirt tactic on you
by Claude Gabrillo September 14, 2008
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subconscious flirting

verb:

1. The act of getting the interest of another person, usually of the opposite gender, without putting thought into it before doing it, and capturing that person's attention. A function of an individual's personality.

2. What an individual is doing when he or she flirts without even knowing his or her actions are perceived as some type of flirt, whether it be simply making a wise crack for a smiling; or, with direct eye contact and raised eyebrows, a simple innocent flirt could be perceived as having a more romantic tone.

Either way, over time, it can lead to serious attraction.
Women discuss how a guy is so funny and he's such a flirt.

He thinks he can't flirt and he completely misses that he is perceived that way by a majority of women with which he comes into contact each day. All he knows is that he makes wisecracks that get a laugh from the ladies and he loves an audience, the smaller the better. What he does is subconscious flirting, and he may be perceived as a persistent, non-stop, incessant flirt without intending to be.

Weeks, months, years or decades later, someone clues him in to the previously-existing or newly-found magnetic attraction.
by Annie Nomus December 26, 2011
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Flirtationship

An unofficial relationship that involves tons of flirting. Usually between two friends, and it's all fun and games til one of them falls for the other and turns it into a Relationship.
"OMG John and Stacy are totally in a flirtationship!"
by Shaggybug March 3, 2015
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Flirtalian

The one really cocky Italian guy that wants to take all the girls for a nice long ride on his Vespa.
Girl 1: oh that guys kinda cute

Girl 2: oo honey no. He's a flirtalian.
by Cheesecrackers December 14, 2014
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