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fauxbonics

Indistinguishable from ebonics but spoken by someone who is fully capable of speaking perfect and articulate English.
Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.
by PimpGangstaPoet April 15, 2009
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Fauxpology

A fake or insincere apology.
Only delivered so you can move on with your damn life ,and appease the underserving recipient.
I issued my boss a fauxpology , so that I could finish up and leave early for a beach weekend.
by J-9-isms June 28, 2018
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Fauxpology

A fauxpology is a non-apology offered when someone doesn't feel one fucking bit sorry.
Since he did not recognize nor care that he had caused offense, he tersely offered the following fauxpology: "I'm sorry if you were offended, but it's not like it's really a big deal eother way."
by RangerGeek August 31, 2019
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Fauxronavirus

A medical syndrome in which the patient develops symptoms identical to Coronavirus - eg sore throat, coughing, fever.

Patient later tests negative for Coronavirus.

Fauxronavirus can be caused by other cold and flu viruses, or can be a case of hypochondria.

Also known as Fauxvid-19 and SARS-Faux-V-2.
Oh man I felt so unwell and was worried that I had Coronavirus. But luckily it just turned out to be Fauxronavirus!
by Moccodile December 24, 2021
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fauxpo

Portmanteau of faux and popo. Used for security guards, university cops or any other position delegated law-enforcing duties deemed unworthy of respect by the speaker.
"Oh no, I see sirens."
"Is it a popo or a fauxpo?"
"It's a... fauxpo."
"Keep speeding then!"
by DrewJ January 15, 2006
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fauxpwn

(v)
1) When a n00b thinks he pwned someone, but the kill took much too long, or was much too n00bish to be an actual pwn.

2) When 2 people are going for the same kill without knowing, and you think it was your kill until you see "(insert actual killer's name here) fragged (insert victim's name here)" or something of the like.
1)
n00b: *after killing someone with MK-48* "Pwned!!1!11one"
not n00b: fauxpwn, n00b you emptied 100 mk rounds in the guy before he died...

2)
guy 1: *lines up for headshot and fires*
guy 2: *fires 2 milisec. before guy 1*
guy 1: "Pw...aww dammit, fauxpwned."
by DrkRatchet105 March 29, 2008
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FauxPo

Those white cars out there that look exactly like the vehicles policemen drive, except they are usually driven by little old ladies. Can often become a parade maker even on the highway.
"Hey Jim slow down there's a cop behind us!"
"Alright I'm goin the speed limit now"
(as old lady whizzes by in white car)
"Are you kidding! It's just the FauxPo!!"
by DowntownDBrizz July 30, 2009
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