faketriot

A person who thinks waving the flag -- or wearing it -- is the sole definition for love of country. A faketriot is anyone who complains about another person's lack of patriotism, often while they are busy trampling over someone's rights.

Wearing her red, white and blue bikini, Amy complained about the BLM protestors blocking the road to the beach, muttering "Go back to your own country" under her breath. She's a real faketriot.

by amalaia July 1, 2019

fatkerchief

When a double chin is so large that it hangs down like a waddle over most of the neck, in the same manner that a cowboy might wear a handkerchief around his neck.

I think that fat bitch is about to pull her fatkerchief up over her face and rob that lunch truck!

by kakapoopoopeepeepants October 29, 2008

Faketalians

People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.

The cast of Jersey Shore are a bunch of Faketalians.

by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011

Fatiet

the process of going on a diet to gain weight. fat-diet

My pants have gotten a little big, time to go on a fatiet.

by Courtney Lightning November 19, 2011

Faketivist

Someone who presents the appearance of being an activist on behalf of a cause but does nothing more.

Jimmy was the epitome of a faketivist as he sprinkled bacon on his salad at the PETA conference.

by Ed Bowski June 17, 2012

Farketing

Farketing means false-marketing. This is when companies advertise things about their business that are simply not true. This could be a zoo saying they have great wildlife and only having 3 birds.

Guy1: Hey how come the birdlife zoo only had 3 birds?
Guy2: It's just classic Farketing.

by The Hip Swede September 25, 2016

fatgetarian

A vegetarian that gains weight because they only eat veggie pizza, pasta, or other such fatty carbs.

"I have to stop eating veggie pizza! Ive turned into such a fatgetarian!"

by lucy in the sky with gems August 15, 2007